Gum Would Be Perfection.

The loyal among you will recall the order of perfect foods, but to refresh your memories, here it is again:

1. Cheese
2. Peanut Butter
3. Cheese-on-pasta

I ponder this list daily, as you might imagine, since it's of paramount importance to me and the world at large. So, in the interest of spreading knowledge, wisdom, and warm brie, I offer the following expanded Baker's Dozen Order Of Perfect Foods List:

1. Cheese
2. Peanut Butter
3. Cheese-on-pasta
3a. Cheese-on-bread
3b. Käsespätzle
3c. Cheese Grits (sub-categories are vital to this list.)
4. Egg-and-cheese product on bread
4a. Specifically the Egg McMuffin sans Canadian Bacon
4b. Also specifically an Egg-and-cheese Sandwich Made with Deli-sliced White American and Nature's Own White-wheat Bread in My Totally Awesome SuperSnacker (BAM!)
5. Guacamole
6. Cadbury Mini Eggs (available only at Eastertime - scarcity elevates their posish on the list.)
7. Cherry Ring Pops (perhaps not technically a food, but delicious nonetheless. definitely enjoy the wearability factor.)
8. Lydia's Chicken Pastries (this may have been a Pampered Chef recipe originally. here's what's involved: Pilsbury crescent rolls, shredded cheddar, chive cream cheese, bits of chicken. seriously, how can you go wrong??)
9. A Hot Doughnut Now from Krispy Kreme
10. Constance Burrito with Chicken from Cosmic Cantina
11. Randy's big flat pizza (similar to cheese-on-bread, but addition of tomato sauce creates uniqueness.)
12. Elmo's Tomato Basil Soup
13. Those tiny white powdered doughnuts (must be the Sweet 16 brand name.)

I assure you this educational blog posting will enhance your life in many significant ways. Thank you for your time.