Ah, Wednesday, my favorite day of the week... Though at times you taunt me with your equidistance from the weekend, I am more often charmed by your middle-child essence and unassuming hump-like quality. Your crushed consonants delight me, and you remind me to remember your namesake, Woden, the Germanic god of... well, no one seems quite sure, but I'll bet he wasn't all bravado and machismo like that nutjob Thor. (You heard me, Thursday, you wanna make something of it??) Lovely Wednesday, you are the Honey Nut Cheerios of days. You... complete me.
Later, I plan to eat a wedge of Fromage d'Affinois priced between $3.45 and $4.02. That's neither here nor there, but I thought you'd want to know.
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