I was just sitting down to write a lovely little blog listing my weaknesses (like those little white powdery donuts, though I'm not sure yet exactly where they rank)...
And then some of the guys came by my desk and urged me to go to www.lifegem.com.
Holy Motherfucking Shit.
LifeGem is a company entirely devoted to cremating your loved one (be they human or otherwise) and compressing the ashes into a created diamond - no, really! - which you can then wear in a setting of your choice to always remind you of the love you shared.
I crap you not. I could go on at length because this really may be the funniest thing in the entire world ever (hyperbole aside), but even in my infinite funnydom I could never match the actual verbage on the website. Pay particular attention to the testimonials and the section titled "LifeGem for Pets"!
In closing, I want you all to know that only the most special of you will be blinging from my hand after you croak; this Morbid Moissanite starts at $2,699 for a paltry .2 carat.
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