Thursday, January 18, 2007

Teaser Salad

"One film that's both dark and high concept is Mitchell Lichtenstein's "Teeth." It centers on a Christian high school girl who discovers, when her boyfriend gets too aggressive, that she is anatomically unique."

a) I need to see that.

b) I've spent the last five minutes thinking of all the possible ways to say "vagina teeth". Here's what I've come up with:

1. Vagina Dentata (Duh. Thanks, Freud.)
2. Giney Toofs
3. Bajingo Grill
4. Punaneeth
5. Dental Damn!
6. Crunchy Taco
7. Maneater (watch out, boy, she'll chew you up...)
8. [Insert obligatory Lorena Bobbit joke here]
9. Clam Chops (haha, that's my favorite!)

c) Hahaha! Haha. Oh, man, I'm worn out from laughing at myself now...

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