Whaaat? (Holier Than Chow)

Um, guys, I just heard the craziest thing... apparently JESUS is the reason for the season! Christ, I had no idea. Did you?

I mean, surely the real reason for the season (as if the season really needs a reason) is presents and/or alcohol, am I right? And singing. Definitely singing. Oh, and delicious cookies, for sure. And Santa, Santa's a good reason what with the jolliness and all. Mistletoe is pretty high on everyone's list, probably, because who doesn't love a good sneak-attack kissing incident? Turkey and yams, right? All good reasons.

Cranberry sauce, while mildly tasty, is probably not a really good reason for the season, though. I mean, I'm glad they threw it in as a complement, but... cranberry sauce alone can't carry a whole season.

Cheese would be a good reason for a season, but probably not this particular season.

I've heard tell that chestnuts roasting on an open fire might be vying for reason status, but it seems to me that's a rather hazardous event on which to base an entire season.

Getting out of school, man, that's a REALLY good season reason.

But Jesus? Come ON, people. No way.